1-900 - Poker- Help

Interesting concept for a business. Lost in a hand? Unsure of what to do next? Contact us, 1 -900-Poker Help for all your difficult decisions. "Hello and Welcome to Phone A Poker Friend" Press 1 if your in an online tourney, u raised and a euro donk reshoved out of the blind, press 2 if you don't know how to play AK after the flop, press 3 if you have pocket 88 and there is a raise and reraise in front of you and you are lost; for all other general donkament questions, press 4. And thank you for contacting 1-900 Poker Help, where we only charge three times the buy in of your online tournament for all your poker needs. Enjoy.

If you do not find the above funny, sorry, maybe its one of those 'you had to be there' but it was hilarious. In other poker news, Jon came in 3rd in Stars 50/50 a few days ago, which was awesome and I placed 4th in the 25k guaranteed for $2600 three days ago. It as awesome. I finally went deep in a Stars tournament. I am excited to start playing bigger buy ins soon. Also, I am finding much success in double shoot outs on Stars. I have won one super to $650 wsop buy in and my entry for Sun. Very cool.

In personal stuff, I have my cousin's bachelorette party Saturday. My general feeling on bachelorette parties is that they suck, they are a waste of time and boring. Rarely do I have fun at these, inevitably two or more caddy girls get into a cat fight or something equally annoying occurs to put a damper on the entire evening. On the topic of weddings overall, I think that weddings have become blown out of proportion, overdone and a big fancy show, at least they are in NY.


My true belief is that a wedding is supposed to be a celebration of the union of two people, to express and share the love they for each other with their loved ones and those closes to them. Instead, it has become, in modern day about who has the fanciest, most expensive dress, the most elegant hall, the greater number of guests, the fanciest limos, etc.

Jon and I have spoken of getting married often. We want, when we decide to get married, for it to be about us and only us. To be about the reasons why we are right for each other. A small, intimate gathering- on a beach, or maybe at an inn in the country, something quaint and personal. No $15k engagement ring, or $60k reception. Just us and those who care about us. Memorable and everlasting without the frills, and with all the important stuff- friends, family, and happiness.

Ok, I know my guy friend readers are probably like, yuk we are done, so no more girly stuff. Thanks for reading guys, and I will have some hand histories for you soon!

Good money and peace,

Lucky C and Ace (isn't her picture so adorable, awww)

PS. I will put a picture of my kitty, Lady Melinda, on next so you can see what a cutie she is.